King of the Hill

Your moral rightousness comes back to bite you when you discover that the family is a group of deranged serial killers. You die, many times, over and over again.

My Hill.

The "nice" family hear you calling them deranged serial killers and are quite offended by this, (even if it is true) they then proceed to tear you to pieces as well. afterwards I distract them by showing them where a helpless young child is.

My Hill.

Your guilt over condemning an innocent child to a brutal death overwhelms you, and you throw yourself off a cliff adjacent to the hill - no, wait, that's been done to death (see what I did there).

You feel absolutely no guilt, since you yourself are clearly a remorseless killer with no soul. Such a psychopath cannot be entertained by something as mundane as a hill (after all, it is the journey, not the destination, that is important), and you eventually wander off to find something better to do.

My Hill.

but that isn't a hill it is actually a quarry that's been photoshopped to look like a hill I am standing on the real hill.

My Hill

Aha, but your so-called 'real hill' is actually an illusion set up with holograms and superpowers and the like. Like Wile E. Coyote, you managed to stand on it until you realised there was nothing there, and you fall comically.

My Hill (over here).

I dig a hole into your hill and turn it into my fortress with torches and everything and you stay outside where you are raped by creepers and Zombies.

My Hill

My selective senses refuse to comprehend what's going on. Through sheer force of will I maintain my possession of the hill.

My Hill.

then I come up there and attack you with my diamond sword

My Hill

I defend myself with my shield of stopped time!

My Hill.

I burn your face off with a safety torch (put it in the hallway).
My Hill.

I put on a mask and take your bending away.

My Hill.

But I'm in the spirit world and in the spirit world s**t is weird

My Hill.

But in the spirit world you are intangible and cannot interact with the physical hill.

My Hill.

but I'm a spirit that broke out of the spirit world to haunt people
BOO
you all run away in fear

My Hill.

Unfortunately, you're new to the spirit game and as such you're a nervous ghost that walks backwards through walls saying "Er, boo?"

My Hill.

You a tricked by my projection of a spirit version of myself, and while you plan to defeat it I take the advantage.

My Hill.

meanwhile I come in wearing my pyrovision gogles and carrying my rainbower and burn you all to heck with rainbows.

My Hill

I get caught up in a tornado and find myself somewhere over the rainbow; namely, the hill.

My Hill.

But the incoming monsoon knocks the hill to me.

My Hill.

The oncoming drought evaporates your monsoon.

My Hill.

WE HAVE TO GO DEEPER, when we go deeper it's raining.

My Hill.

We've entered an infinite recursion of time.

My Hill.

You missed a witty comment I made a while back.

My Hill.

We've entered an infinite recursion of time.

My Hill.

We've entered a finite recursion of time.

My Hill