Re: King of the Hill

by If I Could Rewind Tue Dec 21, 2010 8:53 am

But Not my choice therefore your point is invalad

by Supreme Overlord Thu Dec 23, 2010 8:56 am

The hill is mine.
"Long live the hill!"

My Hill.

by If I Could Rewind Thu Dec 23, 2010 9:41 am

I choose not to take the hill.

My Hill.

by Darth Skywalkerbacca Tue Jan 18, 2011 6:21 am

I set up a hippie commune on the hill PEACE MAN

OUR HILL

by Supreme Overlord Fri Mar 18, 2011 12:52 am

'Ain't got not money in my pocket but I wanna be in charge of the hill.
Go DJ got my hill on the stereo.'

My Hill.

by Mikey b0y Wed Mar 30, 2011 3:03 am

"Seizure procedure"
u all look and end up twitching in the ground forever

My Hill

by Darth Skywalkerbacca Fri Apr 01, 2011 12:03 pm

my twitching cuases an earthquake which flattens the hill and builds a new one under me

My Hill

by If I Could Rewind Sun Apr 03, 2011 2:52 am

My hill.

*no reason required*

by Supreme Overlord Mon Apr 04, 2011 1:56 am

Your logic is invalid.

My Hill.

by Darth Skywalkerbacca Tue Apr 05, 2011 10:55 am

You pick on invalids you are a mean person

My Hill

by Darth Skywalkerbacca Wed Jun 08, 2011 1:12 pm

How long do you have to hold the hill for before you win I've held it for longer then any other person beat a month and it's yours

by Supreme Overlord Thu Jun 09, 2011 1:56 am

You must be old and complacent by now. I whack you with your walking frame.

My Hill.

by Darth Skywalkerbacca Sat Jun 11, 2011 3:56 am

you would beat up an elderly man shame on you, youngin. I fought in 'Nam so that you kids could have your own hills so stop fighting over mine

My Hill

by Darth Skywalkerbacca Sat Sep 24, 2011 12:08 pm

it's so lonely on this hill all by myself "Hello, Somebody, Anybody"?

by Supreme Overlord Mon Oct 03, 2011 3:27 am

'Nobody likes you everyone hates you go and eat some worms'
Unfortunately for you, the worms are at the bottom of the hill, so you've just left it unattended.

My Hill.

by Darth Skywalkerbacca Thu Oct 06, 2011 5:34 am

having had no company for so long I have already created a worm farm on the top of the hill and I'm not about to eat my only friends.

My Hill

by Supreme Overlord Mon Oct 10, 2011 3:44 am

I invite my fire ant farm to eat your precious worms. As you have refused to eat them yourself, you starve to death.

My Hill.

by Darth Skywalkerbacca Mon Oct 10, 2011 10:35 am

ants are an excellent source of prtein I grow stronger on your ants and take back the hill

My Hill

by Supreme Overlord Mon Oct 10, 2011 10:58 am

I sit...
Stare...
And wonder why...

Time passes

You approach, to take a closer look
You lean down...

I grab your hair and I smash your head against the wall!
I smash it against the floor!
I smash it against the body of a varsity cheerleader!

Since varsity cheerleaders are 98.75% concrete, you're head now resembles a scrambled egg.

My Hill.

by Darth Skywalkerbacca Tue Oct 11, 2011 12:59 pm

The Mass (ahh I haven't heard that for a while) attacks you when you grab it, it kills you and eats you.

My Hill

by Supreme Overlord Wed Oct 12, 2011 5:07 am

Oops, I forgot about that. I must retreat and reconsider.

Your Hill.

by The King of Eggs Wed Oct 12, 2011 5:14 am

Whilst SO retreats and Darth Digests I casually stroll up the hill,

My Hill

by Supreme Overlord Fri Oct 14, 2011 3:31 am

Humpty Dumpty sat on a hill
Humpty Dumpty saw a windwill
All the king's horses and all the kings men
Couldn't stop Humpty from jumping through the blades and turning to scrambled egg

My Hill.

by Darth Skywalkerbacca Fri Oct 14, 2011 2:39 pm

Jack and Jill went up the hill...
But Jack and Jill were assassins hired by me they kill you and I take the hill

My Hill

by Supreme Overlord Mon Oct 17, 2011 3:36 am

Little Miss Muffet
Sat on a tuffet
Eating her curds and whey
Along came a spider
Who sat down beside her
And frightened Miss Muffet away

My Hill.

Clarification of some terms:
Little Miss Muffet: archaic 'you'
Tuffet: 'hill'
Curds: 'worms'
Whey: 'fire ants'

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