Re: King of the Hill

by Darth Skywalkerbacca Thu Oct 20, 2011 12:43 am

well if I'm already eating worms and ants i'm sure I could add a spider to the mix, you know shake things up a bit so i eat your damn spider as well.

My Ant Hill

by Supreme Overlord Thu Oct 20, 2011 3:17 am

I call back to my days of playing SimAnt; I harness the cumulative power of all the ant nests in the backyard and drive you out of the house!

My house
...er...
My Hill

by Darth Skywalkerbacca Thu Oct 27, 2011 12:30 am

HOUSE!

My hill

by Supreme Overlord Thu Oct 27, 2011 1:54 am

You fall ill. I care for you, worrying constantly over your prone body, trying to make you as comfortable as possible, devoting every waking moment to trying to help you.

As I have no medical experience, you die anyway.

I bury you on the hill (near the bottom, of course), and stand vigil at the top, wondering where I went wrong.

You're still dead, though.

My Hill.

by Darth Skywalkerbacca Thu Oct 27, 2011 2:44 am

HOUSE! cures me HOUSE! can cure the dead he's just that awesome

by Supreme Overlord Thu Oct 27, 2011 2:56 am

Unfortunately for you, it's still

My Hill.

by Darth Skywalkerbacca Fri Oct 28, 2011 11:50 am

I play Smallville on a tv i have placed at the bottom of the hill you run down to watch.

My Hill

by Supreme Overlord Mon Oct 31, 2011 7:17 am

I actually watch Smallville on my laptop. My portable laptop. Which is perfectly capable of functioning at the top of the hill.

My Hill.

by Darth Skywalkerbacca Mon Oct 31, 2011 4:43 pm

your laptop runs out of batteries you have to go down the hill to recharge it

My Hill

by Sid_The_Kid Mon Oct 31, 2011 5:00 pm

so as the hill you must be ruled ...so i hereby claim ... my hill

by Supreme Overlord Tue Nov 01, 2011 2:59 am

New blood! The razor-sharp blades of grass on the hill, long since grown accustomed to my own presence, rise up against the usurper and spill his blood over this sacred land.

My Hill.

by Sid_The_Kid Tue Nov 01, 2011 2:06 pm

time for maintainace ... enter slasher removes you and your razor grass ... my hill

by Darth Skywalkerbacca Wed Nov 02, 2011 11:06 am

you forget to put a catcher on your slasher the razor grass shoot out from under it and kills you

My Hill

by Sid_The_Kid Thu Nov 03, 2011 6:53 am

RISE OF THE DEAD!!!! (zombie time)
your totally unprepared for the zobie attack (of which i lead) ... and you flee in fear ... zombie's hill ... and by extension my hill

by Darth Skywalkerbacca Thu Nov 03, 2011 9:45 am

I have a 67% chance of surviving a zombie attack I throw others who have a lower percentage then me in front of me until such a time as I can be statistically confident I won't die.

My Hill

by Sid_The_Kid Thu Nov 03, 2011 8:24 pm

you trust figures too much ... this time they fail you ... you die ... my hill

by Supreme Overlord Fri Nov 04, 2011 3:57 am

a(b+c)=ab+ac

Refute, if you dare!

My Hill.

by Darth Skywalkerbacca Sun Nov 06, 2011 9:59 am

How Dare You!

My Hill

by Supreme Overlord Mon Nov 07, 2011 11:23 am

Who Dares Wins.

My Hill.

by Darth Skywalkerbacca Mon Nov 07, 2011 11:45 pm

Winners are losers

My Hill

by Sid_The_Kid Tue Nov 08, 2011 5:32 am

this is from way out left field but .... my hill

by Supreme Overlord Wed Nov 09, 2011 12:05 am

How sinister! However, by declaring 'left field' you have exposed yourself as an American baseball lover; the lowest form of human being.

My Hill.

by Sid_The_Kid Wed Nov 09, 2011 9:58 am

i am neither american nor like (or love) baseball thus i cant be an american baseball lover ... i just use the saying ... thus for your inaccurate accusation ... my hill

by Darth Skywalkerbacca Thu Nov 10, 2011 3:39 am

how dare you mention the A word and the B word in Australia. You are deemed unpatriotic and deported leaving me with the hill

My Hill

by Sid_The_Kid Thu Nov 10, 2011 5:01 pm

they let me go on the account that the offence was a result of baiting ... thus i take my revenge on he how claimed me unpatriotic ... thus my hill

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