King of the Hill

I roll over you are all dead

My Hill

Unfortunately, you rolling over has no effect - we still fall towards the hill.

I stand alone on the top (my reduced mass keeps me afloat longer).

My Hill.

As the Anthropomorphic personification of Gravity I create gravity bubbles and dislodge you from the hill

My Hill

MY HILL!!!MY HILL!!!MY HILL!!!MY HILL!!!...MY HILL!!!

haha i roll you off...



my hill

i dig a bit out of the hill and put it in a jar.

MY BIT OF HILL!

I EAT YOU ALL

My Hill

My Hill because i say so!

i'm short, so i dodge you all.

my hill, suckers.

The Spyro trick eh? ('90s games ftw)

I send armies of bumbling, jewel-dropping thieves to get you.

My Hill.

OOOOOHHHHH, I LIKE HILLS

MY HILL

The hill over here is better ... and it's all mine!

My Hill.

did anybody notice that we are in a range of hills

everyone can have a hill

I claim the tallest one.

My Hill.

I claim the one taller than that

My Hill

I claim all applicable hills with my Hill-O-Matic 3000.

My Hill.

I claim all applicable hills with my Hill-O-Matic 3001.

My Hill.

I use my Infinite Unoriginality Drive to blast away your pathetic attempt.

My Hill.

Your IUD has no effect on my randomness. Edit: Shouldn't have made the acronym, it's been used before .

My Hill.

I claim this hill as the sovereign porperty of The Supreme Overlord of the Universe!

My Hill.

Have your porperty. I claim the hill.

My Hill.

Look at the small print on my porperty. Apparently I own the deed to the hill.

My Hill.

Who did the deed? I did.

My Hill.

But why are you did? Deed someone kill you? Must have been me ...

My Hill.

As the minion of hi almighty Supreme Overlord of the Universe I am leased the Hill at a reasonable price

My Hill