King of the Hill

I squat on the hill (no pun intended).

My Hill.

i squat on you. (pun intended)

MY HILL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Do or do not their is no try

My Hill

If at first you don't succeed, tri,and tri and tri again!

My Hill.

i try, and suceed.
my hill, losers!

You fail at spelling, and so fail at succeeding.

My Hill.

dammit! i... uh.... find the limit of the hill to be positive infinity.
my hill!

But you forgot to approach it from the right, where it tends to negative infinity and thus has no limit.

My Hill.

Infinity is infinity.

My Hill.

there's a discontinuity at f(hill). i re-define the function to make it continuous.
my hill!

The battle is becoming inaccessible to those less than gifted at maths, so I take the square root of negative infinity hill, producing an imaginary hill, leaving you lot trapped on it.

My (real) Hill.

The battle is becoming insignificant to you with your pathetic physical prowess. I come at you in a threatening way. You flee.

My Hill.

This battle is insignificant (by your own volition), the Supreme Overlord takes no part in such matters.

My Hill.

I threaten to call your mother and tell on you

My Hill

I have no regrets.

My Hill.

I was going to ignore this... then I saw some freshly baked apple pie. RAWR

My Hill.

I sligshot a dog around the Earth at such a velocity that it creates a hole in time and space and I increase the radius of the hole usinf my powers over gravity then the hill and I are sucked into a different dimension.

My Hill

The Doctor can travel anywhere - even alternate universes!

My Hill.

Wrong! The Doctor could have travelled to alternate universes but then he trapped the Time Lords in a time lock and grossly under staffed the Doctor had to seal of alternate universes otherwise every universe would have ended because of the reasons shown in the last two episodes of the second series of the new Doctor Who.
Doctor Who Fail.

My Hill

Meh.

It's still my hill.

I orate a sermon on the mount.

My Hill.

The sermon is dedicated to me!

My Hill.

I am your presence on earth you are not on earth the hill is.

My Hill

The hill is extra-terrestrial! I am celestial!

My Hill.

Ellen says it is my hill.

Her Hill