King of the Hill

You are no longer an entity capable of owning anything, but are now the universe in which owning takes place. Therefore, the hill is unoccupied.

My Hill.

but if I am the universe I am also The Hill as such, get off me.

My Hill

You have no power over me; I am like a single elementary particle in your immense vastness - you simply do not have the finesse to affect me.

My Hill.

elementary my dear Watson. I prove you're guilty and take back the hill.

My Hill

As Watson, I am a combination of Martin Freeman, Lucy Liu, and ... Jude Law? Anyway, I have more than enough fighting skills - fighting and simple survival - to take you down.

My Hill.

yeah but you are getting old (despite what that new stuff would have you believe) I think I can take you

My Hill

You are wrong.

My Hill.

I am Wrong.

My Hill.

Yes. Yes you are.

My Hill.

Sorry I mean I am Wong, as in Woong the Carry. I carry you off the hill...

My Hill.

You carry me home tonight.

My Hill.

while you guys are at Rewinds place I take the hill.

My Hill

But you see my house is near the hill, so I can observe the comings and goings of you young people. "GET OFF MY LAWN (and the hill) YOU YOUNGSTERS!"

My Hill.

the hill is in a park owned by the state and therefore is everybodys not just yours.

My Hill

I am the state.

My Hill.

But I have a flag and a flag trumps state

My Hill

I have a rock, and scissors beats paper.

My Hill.

I have a Hulk

My Hill

We have a God.

My Hill.

Puny God

My Hill

Raise your hands in the air, and BELIEVE!

My Hill.

if it's your hill and you know it clap your hands.

CLAP CLAP

My Hill

Put your left foot in, put your left foot out ...

My Hill.

I shake it all about and in doing so you become dislodged from the hill

My Hill

I fall, but since the planet is so small I'm actually in orbit. I swing around, gaining speed in blatant disregard of the laws of physics, and slam into you feet-first, kicking you off the hill.

My Hill.