King of the Hill

ah but I think with portals and you are stuck in an infinite loop.

My Hill

Infinite portals = infinite hills, and all of them are mine.  All mine! Muahahaha!
*cough*

My Hill.

*cough, cough* *die*

My Hill

Over your dead body.

My Hill.

you cannot climb over my dead body it is too large

My Hill

Your dead body is the hill.

My (formerly your) Hill.

I hill therefore I am the Hill

My Hill

You spill therefore you spill your drink and go chasing it.

My Hill.

no point in chasing spilt milk

My hill

The milk turns into curds and whey, attracting a spider that sits down beside you and frightens you away.

My Hill.

Like a spider jockey in the night i shoot you down with my bow and arrows from upon the back of my noble spider

My Hill

Spider jockey's aren't known for their night vision, so all your arrows miss.  Since "I'm Batman" I can see in the dark, and instill deathly terror into your heart.

My Hill.

that spider just happens to be radioactive it bites you and you die because it's also highly venomous.

My Hill

I rise from the grave as a radioactive, Poison-typed zombie. I'm so ridiculously deadly that my victims come out the other side as my minions. We swarm over the hill, converting all who would resist.

My Hill.

your radioactivity is no match for the cockroach

My cockcroach destroys your radioactive army

my hill

lucky I have my axe cane and bug spray.

My Hill

I kick your cane out from under you and laugh as your feeble legs collapse, causing you to tumble down the hill.

My Hill.

I swing my axe cane and cut off your legs and laugh as it causes you to tumble down the hill

My Hill

I get back up as I'm tumbling down, down, down (down down).

My Hill.

Darth: "You can't win Overlord, I have the High ground"
Overlord: "You underestimate my power."
Darth: "Don't try it"

My Hill

After extensive cybernetic conversions, I fight you once more and cut you down. You may become a ghost, but I'd like to see a ghost push me off the hill.

My Hill.

You may cut me down Overlord, but I will become stronger than you could ever imagine

My Hill

You may be stronger than I could ever imagine, but I have the imaginative range of a teaspoon. So I'm still stronger than you.

My Hill.

imagination and science are two different things

my hill

While you're busy stating the obvious I take the hill without you noticing

My Hill